Once upon a time, in the stillness of the night, the big bad wolf Jimmy and the tiger Tyson quietly approached the doorstep of the little goats’ house.
Jimmy said, “Big brother, this time we must be fully alert, don’t fall asleep like last time.”
“Don’t worry, I’ve had some coffee to keep me awake, and this time, let’s act immediately, not waiting for them to fall asleep,” Tyson replied.
With that, Tyson took out a wrench, while Jimmy wielded a pair of pliers, and the two of them started to pry open the door.
Meanwhile, inside the house, the seven little goats were comfortably lying in bed, clamoring for their momma goat Beryl to tell them a story.
But Beryl said, “Tonight, we won’t tell stories. Let’s learn about geography instead.”
Beryl opened an encyclopedia and said, “Little ones, look here, this is Africa. Africa is home to many animals. Do you know what animals live there?”
The seven little goats eagerly exclaimed, “There are giraffes.”
“There are elephants.”
“There are lions.”
…
“There are penguins…”
Upon hearing this, Tyson the tiger almost burst out laughing.
He said to Jimmy the wolf, “These silly little goats actually think there are penguins in Africa. Penguins are in the Antarctic!”
Jimmy quickly agreed, “That’s why we call them silly little goats. But let’s continue prying the door, there are still three screws left, then the door will be open.”
As they were undoing another screw, they heard one of the little goats inside say, “Africa also has kangaroos…”
Tyson couldn’t help but laugh again, “Which silly goat is this now? Kangaroos are in Australia!”
Before the sentence was finished, another little goat said, “Africa also has tigers…”
Upon hearing this, the tiger suddenly began to pound on the door vigorously.
Jimmy was shocked and said, “Big brother, what are you doing? We only have one screw left to undo, aren’t you alerting them prematurely?”
“I can’t take it anymore. Talking about penguins, kangaroos, and even us tigers in Africa, I must teach them a lesson!”
At this moment, inside the house, momma goat and the seven little goats also heard the knocking on the door and were surprised. Momma goat hurriedly asked who it was.
Tyson shouted loudly, “It’s me!”
“It’s… it’s the tiger. Why are you knocking on my door so late?” momma goat asked.
“I’m knocking to tell your silly little goats, there are no penguins, no kangaroos, and definitely no tigers in Africa! Penguins are in the Antarctic, kangaroos are in Australia, and tigers are in Asia…”
Before he could finish, the tiger felt the big bad wolf pulling him away.
“Hey, hey, what are you doing? I haven’t finished speaking…”
“Big brother, we’ve been exposed. They must have called the police by now. Shouldn’t we leave before the police arrive?”
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